MY INTERNET PORFILE

Abut me: 

Hi, I'm Jordi and I'm from Barnyoles, a town in Catalonia. I'm independent and sentimental.
I've got blue eyes and brown hair.

Likes and dislikes:

I'm really into music especially POP. My favourite singer, is Nicki Minaj. I'm into football too. I study English and Catalan.

My time and money:

I spend a some money in clothes or football magazines. I spend money in sweets too. I spend my time doing my homework, playing football, styding violin...

Requests:

I really want to meet girs from 13-15 years.

Please meet me.

                                                             I'm the one on the left

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YAYOI KUSAMA

One of the world's most important contemporany female artists, Yayoi Kusama and her crazy spot deigns ere everywhere in 2012. The Tate in London held the biggest ever exhibition of her work, and in Paris her art is all over Louis Vuitton's store on the Champs-Elysées after she collaborated on a bag design. It's not bad for semebody who has lived in a Tokyo psychiatric hospital for the past 36 years.

PREDATORY, PROFITABLE CINEMA

You're on plane in a strom. Everyone is nervous. The pilot is coming in to land. Lightning strikes the plane. Everybody screams. And then a giant shark jumps out of the ocean and bites tha plane in half.

Cult hit of the year

You didn't see that coming, did you? That's because you didn't know you were in a scence from 2009 classic Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. True, it didn't win any Oscars but you have to respect a movie that combined two major phobias: flying and sharks.
In 2013's Sharknado, a tornado pulls hundreds of sharks out of the Pacific Ocean and carries them over Los Angleles so that it starts to rain Great Whites on the city. Again, it's double phobia: extreme weather and the danger of being eaten alive in your swimming pool. Stupid? Yes, but Sharknado was the cult hit of the year. Most movies go from cinema to TV, but it has travelled in the opposite direction. Originally a low-budget TV movie on the SyFy channel it's been playing a sold-out midnight projections in cinemas all over the USA. SyFy are now filming a sequel, having organised a Twitter contest to find a title. Fans suggested Sharknado o The Second One. It'll be out this summer, wich is fast for a sequel. But, just like a shark itself, the studio that makes these movies, The Asylum, is fast, predatory and remorseless. They will make a movie, and movie, it there is money in it. and, impressively, every one of their 77 fils, no matter how ridiculous or low-budget, has made a profit.

CRISTIANO RONALDO AND IRINA SHAYK IN VOGUE!!

THE FAMOUS MAGAZINE HAD THIS MONTH AN ALBUM OF CRISTIANO AND IRINA. YES, THE FOOTBALL PLAYER AND THE FAMOUS MODEL ARE IN THE SAME REPORT. THE ONE THAT'S NOT INCLUDE IS HIS SOON BUT THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM... HERE SOME PHOTOS OF THE LOVERS. 

 

A DELICIOUS DRESS

You might love chocolate, but would you like to wear chocolate clothes? This model is wearing  a dress painted with 50 kg of chocolate. It took tho weeks to make for a chocolate show in london last year. But wearing it is no easy: you have to keep cool or the dress melts!

CRAZY

DENTAL RECORD

THIS MAN HAS THE WORLD'S LARGEST COLLECTION OF TOOTHPASTE TUBES. AMERICAN VAL KOLPAKOV HAS 2037 DIFFERENT TUBES OF TOOTHPASTE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, INVLUDING TUBES FROM JAPAN, KOREA, CHINA, INDIA AND RUSSIA. GUESS WHAT VAL'S JOB IS? YES, HE'S A DENTIST, OF COURSE! PATIENTS CAN SEE SOME OF HIS TOOTHPASTE COLLECTION AT HIS SURGERY IN GEORGIA USA.